Google Apps… Joining in the Foray..

My turn to talk about Google Apps – it’s the news of the week and no one can stop talking about it. To me, I have Google Apps, but I just can’t get used to their spreadsheets, I need the power of Excel – I’ve migrated in my life through PerfectCalc on a Kaypro II, Lotus 1-2-3, Quattro, Excel and now Excel 2007, which I see as a completely new application that allows you to truly flex all the muscle and power that Excel has to offer.

Don’t get me wrong, I think the days of physical software distribution are numbered – there just isn’t reason for it – and move to flash drives for lords sake. For all the money we spend, a few extra bucks for the distribution medium shouldn’t hurt anyone, especially Microsoft, at all. The only reason someone should have to buy physical software would be in a recovery effort, being able to boot from a USB flash drive and recover, or remove system ailments, etc. Continue reading

Breakdancing? Sharing online.

Breakdancing, as many of you are aware, is not one of my hobbies – however this video features breakdancing – or better yet is a tutorial to the basic steps. That’s the purpose of this post, sharing.

Since the advent of YouTube, people have finally been able to spread their knowledge to a nearly limitless audience instead of the boys and girls from the neighborhood. This guy has taken the time to really explain the basic steps of breakdancing, and it’s pretty cool.

What can you share with the world? Everyone’s always wanted their 15 seconds, so what will yours be?

107 year old Man Forgoes Sex for Long Life?

107 and hasn’t had sex since World War II? Seems like a tough life, or maybe it’s the though that one day he may get some nookie that keeps this Hong Kong native alive. According to the report,

“Maybe it has to do with the fact that I have lived a sex-less life for many years — since I was 30,” said Chan, a widower whose youthful bride perished during the Japanese invasion in World War Two.”

Not sure if this will be a new trend to extend lives – todays popular culture may have a bit of a problem with it.

Source: Reuters

Executive War

Today’s Mercury News details the Congressional plan to remove the Authority for War from the President, however they are considering that may not do much good.

“Congressional action sends a strong message,” Feinstein said Friday. “And to continue a war without the support of Congress is a very risky thing because it becomes totally an executive-branch war.”

Perhaps Ms. Feinstein should realize this has been an executive-branch war since day 1. They said there was WMD, and there wasn’t. They said lots of things, that weren’t. It was put together by them, executed by them and their cronies and will continue until our National Treasury runs dry.

Source: Mercury News

Judge cries during Anna-Nicole ruling? C'mon!

Judge Larry Seidlen of Broward County Circuit Court oversees the Anna-Nicole custody hearing The Anna-Nicole Smith story has just got the best set of fuel tanks on it money can’t buy — today, the hearing was held to determine where the departed Playmate would be buried. According to the New York Times,

“Breaking down in tears, the judge, Larry Seidlin of Broward County Circuit Court, said … Ms. Smith should be buried … where Ms. Smith had lived for the last few months of her life.”

Custody of the body was given to Danielynn’s court appointed attorney and temporary guardian who will coordinate the arrangements and funeral for Anna-Nicole.

Blind Impressions – Are you Paying?

After many years of leaving webpages up on my monitors while I do other things, I realized that literally billions of impressions of ads are made to people who aren’t there. My Yahoo was my homepage for years – over 10, always providing me all of the news I wanted to see when I opened an IE window. It was always updated, no matter when I looked at it — and hearing the ‘click’ of a page loading was always going on in my absence from the computer.

So, blind impressions – impressions of an ad to an absent audience, away from their computer and having their ad triggered by an auto-refresh definition in the page itself – are making the CPM advertisers of the world billions. BILLIONS.

This would not include CPC ads, as no user is there to interact with the refreshing pages, keeping that part of the industry honest – but after being in the online ad industry for an extended period, noting that the largest of portals often suffer from the worst response rates, it’s no wonder – nobody’s home! Continue reading

New Hair Treatment Inspired by Mary?

According to the Macedonian Radio and Television website, an English salon is now offering hair treaments featuring, well..

The 45-minute intense conditioning treatment using the thoroughbred sperm fresh from a farm in Cheshire, provides much needed protein to dry, coarse hair.

The hairdresser, Hari’s, in Brompton Road, have combined the semen with the root of protein-rich plant Katera, and are offering the ultimate shine for £55 a shot.

All in the quest for perfect hair? Fortunate for me, it’s a bit late for me to even think of using this treatment.

Anna-Nicole spikes Sales of Reality DVD

anna nicole smith (Source: LYCOS)While eCommerce trends are always a hard thing to predict, death and controversy always seem to add fuel to consumers spending fire. TMZ explained it today best, “Gawkers Can’t Get Enough of Anna.”

In the wake of her death, DVD sales for Anna Nicole’s reality show are skyrocketing. Since Thursday, its ranking on Amazon.com has soared an amazing 180,000 percent, moving from number 27,014 to 15.

Who knows what the next big surge will be — Tawdry tales of our President and Vice-President fueled by impreachment hearings perhaps?