Monthly Archives: February 2007

Hitting that middle-of-life bump – ouch!

Posted on February 9, 2007 by Lonny Paul

Turning 40 in the last several months has seeminly started to take its toll. Allowing myself to run out of contacts (again) and have only 1 in for the last month or so, I figured it was time for me … Continue reading →

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OTC anal leakage announcement – aren't you excited?

Posted on February 8, 2007 by Lonny Paul

Anal LeakageIn one of the most well-known drugs with a side effect that recalls some potato chips and other products with ‘alternative fat’ in them, anal-leakage and Xenical (or ‘orlistat’) go hand-in-hand. Today, the annoucment rang out that finally an over-the-counter drug had been approved by the FDA for weight loss.

Now, since the FDA requires clinical studies in order for any product to make claims to assist in the cure or treatment of any condition, this is kinda earth shattering, however, then they said it was a reduced dosage of Xenical – OTC Orlistat. Better yet, they said they named it Alli, in order to show the spirit of joint effort in weight loss. ? Huh ? Alli doesn’t say anything to me other than lets go ride on a flying carpet! Continue reading →

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Snickers bends to retarded and unbased complaints

Posted on February 7, 2007 by Lonny Paul

Okay, that was a completely non-PC headline, but after watching CNN Headline News this morning, and the decision of MasterFoods International to pull the current Snickers campaign wrapped around the SuperBowl this past weekend (and shown here) – is simply allowing the blowhards of this country to get their way – and they need to just STFU.

As a gay man, there is NOTHING wrong with the Snickers ad campaign. Sure, I could already anticipate there would be an outcry from the babies over at the Human Rights coalition or other pansy-crying organizations. The ad features two obviously straight men straight out of the south or middle America and they nearly ‘kiss’ in a complete hilarious recreation of the Disney ‘spaghetti’ moment.

Grow the fuck up! If you can’t take a joke – you aren’t living life. This is anything but gay bashing, this is playing on the sensitivities of every straight man in the world – and guess what – IT’s FUNNY! Continue reading →

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