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My Dad and his Childhood Stories
My dad’s tale this time is of his time in his shared bedroom with his brother. Now, I’ve never asked, but what about when they became nearly adults. They were still in the same house – they still had a common bedroom (I think, even though I kinda remember another bedroom on the second floor of the house in Kelly Station). But my father, his stories are great, and I wanted share with you.
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Posted in Personal
Tagged dad, family history, ford city, kelly station, logansport, pennsylvania
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Guy Eats Brain: Says It Tastes Like Women’s Ejaculate
A guy, in Florida of all places, bashed in some poor guy’s skull with an axe, then decided to eat some of his brains and eyeball.
Then, he decided to tell his cousin about it. The eyeball tasted like an oyster. The brains: women’s ejaculate. Continue reading
Posted in RUFKM, Weird News
Tagged axe, brains, come, crazy, ejaculate, eyeball, florida, grisly murder, rufkm
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SOPA Blackout Day – January 18
LonnyPaul.com will go on strike on January 18 from 8am to 8pm EST in support of the SOPA BLACKOUT. I am personally happy to support this effort – it is not in the public interest – only that of the RIAA and MPAA.
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Posted in DMCA / ISPs, Legal Issues Online
Tagged BLACKOUT, JANUARY 18 2011, SOPA, STRIKE
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Gawker’s Kyle Wagner Is an Immature Asshole
The One About the Las Vegas Per Diem entails the story of a young Gawker Editorial Assistant named Kyle Wagner who decided since he had not yet met his $50 per diem in Vegas, he’d buy $50 of burritos. What an ass. Continue reading
GoateeSaver – RUFKM? Template to Trim your Goatee?
GoateeSaver is basically a plastic device in the shape of a goatee that you bite down on these wings that stick out of the device in your mouth, then simply and easily run your razor around this big honking piece of plastic on your face. Continue reading
Posted in Retail Store, RUFKM
Tagged amazon, goateesaver, hygiene, men, RUFKM?, shaving, shopping
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Using your phone as a hard drive – PATENTED by Apple?
Patents are a disaster in the United States – and around the world as we exert our influence for international patent registrations. Continue reading
Posted in Patent Issues, RUFKM
Tagged apple, patent, patentlyapple, phone, ridiculous, rufkm, touch
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Fruit Bats Utilize Fellatio to Extend Copulation
Fruit Bats utilizing fellatio to extend copulation – yes, you read the title correctly. Continue reading
Posted in RUFKM, Search Engines
Tagged china, copulation, fellatio, fruit bats, research, science, sex
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