About Lonny Paul

I'm just a simple guy with too much extra time in front of a keyboard and screen. There, I fill my time with a myriad of things in addition to watching the entire internet, like blogging, taking photos, creating composite and panoramic images - or doing nothing but watching a bunch of video. Check out my Profile on Google +..

Roseanne Barr President? Not such a horrible idea!

Roseanne Barr announced her run for President of the United States as the Green Party representative. Some people are like, what a crazy bitch! Myself, hmmmmmmm she’s probably not the worst choice.

Here’s the deal about the current state of our National government: it’s a freaking wreck. The Senators and Representatives are nothing but money-hungry elites. They are getting paid to feel a certain way. Representative of the people, RUFKM?

Roseanne, should she be elected, could do a number of great things.

She could abolish the party system.
She could abolish political donations all together.
She could abolish the House of Representatives and replace it with voting from the actual populus.

okay, the last one got you scratching your head? Here it is, plain and simple.

Today’s technology allows each and every one of “the people” to have their own voice without any excessive costs, elections and the like – it’s called THE INTERNET. Reps – please. Let us talk – we don’t get paid by corporations.

Roseanne, please, do this. It’s important that the ACTUAL VOICE of the CONSTITUENT is heard. Not the ramblings of a politician on a payroll of some corporation.

Kick their ass.

Photo Credit: MSNBC

SOPA Blackout Day – January 18

SOPA Strike - WEB GOES ON STRIKE JANUARY 18 2012On Jan. 18th there is going to be an all-out strike on the internet. Websites across the internet are going dark in protest of the internet censorship bills in Congress, SOPA and PIPA.

Some of the biggest sites in the world are participating: Reddit, Mozilla. And some others may join (e.g. a leading micro-blogging platform and a popular collaboratively-written encyclopedia), but they need a nudge. If we can get them to join this will be EPIC.

Ask the biggest sites on the internet to join the strike. Click here.

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LonnyPaul.com will go dark on January 18

LonnyPaul.com will go on strike on January 18 from 8am to 8pm EST in support of the SOPA BLACKOUT. I am personally happy to support this effort – it is not in the public interest – only that of the RIAA and MPAA.

Gawker’s Kyle Wagner Is an Immature Asshole

Las Vegas Per Diem (via Gizmodo)Gizmodo (part of the Gawker network) is one of my absolutely favorite sites. I visit it several times a day, keeping pulse at all times of their site via my iGoogle page.

Tonight, however, I spotted a post which was, shall we say, freaking ridiculous. Gizmodo’s post entitled ‘The One About the Las Vegas Per Diem,’ entails the story of a young Editorial Assistant named Kyle Wagner who decided since he had not yet met his $50 per diem in Vegas, he’d buy $50 of burritos.

Upon reaching the TSA, they wouldn’t allow his Mexican fare onboard the plane as it was in over-sized styrofoam containers (not to mention it was TWO BAGS full of burritos). So he had to toss them. An updated post asked for people to meet him at the NY airport with burritos, but instead I would not, in the least, be surprised if this fool was handed a pink slip instead.

Kyle Wagner, just because you CAN spend $50 on food, per day, while on assignment doesn’t mean you HAVE to spend it. Are you any further ahead? No, you are simply wasting the company money.

Kyle Wagner Gets Fired from Gizmodo Face (VIA GOOGLE+)But the lesson more likely to be learned is, “If you decide to be a complete asshole about your per-diem expenses while on assignment with Gawker, and you let someone write a story about it and post it online for all to see, with your name Kyle Wagner clearly indicated in it, and within the photograph which matches your Google+ profile, you may no longer be laughing when you get back to the office on Thursday morning.”

Fire his ass I say.

Fire Kyle Wagner’s ass for being such an immature asshole. And telling the world about it for Pete’s sake.

Source/Photo Credit: Gizmodo (screen shot by LonnyPaul)
Kyle Wagner Photo via Google+

GoateeSaver – RUFKM? Template to Trim your Goatee?

GoateeSaver (via Amazon)Amazon has an amazing array of products – and today I may have stumbled across one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever – yes, ever have seen.

The GoateeSaver is basically a plastic device in the shape of a goatee that you bite down on these wings that stick out of the device in your mouth, then simply and easily run your razor around this big honking piece of plastic on your face.

Perfect Goatee every time, right? Well, according to the reviews (it has a 4 star overall rating on Amazon)…

    I’ve used one of these for nearly two years now. It works as advertised. It’s adjustable to a wide variety of goatee styles, and it’s use is pretty much a no-brainer. I use it maybe once every ten times I shave just to make those small adjustments that eyeballing misses. I don’t understand the one star reviews: hey, it doesn’t shave you, it’s a freaking template. (J. Iverson; Sante Fe, NM)

    I’ve messed up my goatee more times than I count which usually leads me to shaving all my facial hair off until it all comes back in evenly again. This is why I generally just went with a thin beard.

    I picked up a goatee saver, despite all the snickering and giggling about what it looks like. It took me a few adjustments to get my goatee has narrow as I like it, but the results were impressive. It really does prevent you from accidentally cutting into your goatee too close, or making it uneven. Now I use it every day without thinking about it.

    It might look funny while you’re using it, but so do a lot of grooming tools. Seriously, look at yourself with a face full of shaving cream some time. (Dan, USA)

Customers seem to love it. I still think it’s a bit crazy, but if it works – then why not try it yourself?

Using your phone as a hard drive – PATENTED by Apple?

Patents are a disaster in the United States – and around the world as we exert our influence for international patent registrations. Today Apple was granted a number of new patents, according to a Patently Apple post, and some of them really just make me really upset. PATENTS are supposed to be original inventions that would not be obvious to someone within the field. Right? Okay…

One of the patents Apple was granted includes ‘list management,’ or basically moving things around on screen, like the order of a list. Their claim to uniqueness here is obviously the fact that they allow for additional ‘wiggle room’ (my words) in order to properly handle finger based input, which isn’t as precise as stylus input. Okay, well, put a row of tongue depressors with things written on them horizontally on the table before you.

Now, rearrange them.

That is one of Apple’s patents which was issued.

The other, referred to only in an AppleInsider post, is purportedly for using a phone as a hard drive. RUFKM? HELLO!?!?! ANY USB device which will act as a storage device makes this possible. It’s not something APPLE came up with for Lords sake.

IS ANYONE REALLY WORKING AT THE PATENT OFFICE OR ARE THEY JUST RUBBER STAMPING?

I don’t get it. Does anyone else understand this insanity of BLATENTLY OBVIOUS THINGS being patented?

Fruit Bats Utilize Fellatio to Extend Copulation

Fruit Bat (Courtesy of San Diego Zoo)Fruit Bats utilizing fellatio to extend copulation – yes, you read the title correctly. Tonight, surfing safely along the internet, I was presented with a Google search result which was entitled “Fellatio by Fruit Bats Prolong Copulation Time.” Of course my curiosity got the best of me, as it should anyone, so I clicked through.

So get this — four, not one, but four Chinese researchers are listed on this report regarding the ability of the female Fruit Bat to perform fellatio on the base of the male Fruit Bat’s genitalia in order to extend their copulation time.

Oral sex is widely used in human foreplay, but rarely documented in other animals. Fellatio has been recorded in bonobos Pan paniscus, but even then functions largely as play behaviour among juvenile males. The short-nosed fruit bat Cynopterus sphinx exhibits resource defence polygyny and one sexually active male often roosts with groups of females in tents made from leaves. Female bats often lick their mate’s penis during dorsoventral copulation. The female lowers her head to lick the shaft or the base of the male’s penis but does not lick the glans penis which has already penetrated the vagina. Males never withdrew their penis when it was licked by the mating partner. A positive relationship exists between the length of time that the female licked the male’s penis during copulation and the duration of copulation. Furthermore, mating pairs spent significantly more time in copulation if the female licked her mate’s penis than if fellatio was absent. Males also show postcopulatory genital grooming after intromission. At present, we do not know why genital licking occurs, and we present four non-mutually exclusive hypotheses that may explain the function of fellatio in C. sphinx.

I don’t know what more can be said about the need for increased research for studies like this one. If the human species could replicate this behavior – wouldn’t the world be a better place?

Here’s the findings of this research:

We found that female short-nosed fruit bats C. sphinx lick their mate’s penis regularly during copulation, and that each second of licking results in approximately 6 extra seconds of copulation. Copulations also last longer if licking occurs than when no licking takes place. Our observations are the first to show regular fellatio in adult animals other than humans.

The duration of copulation in C. sphinx (100–300 s) is much longer than in the Indian flying fox P. giganteus (30–40 s), and the hammer-headed bat H. monstrosus (30–60 s) [4], [7]. The Indian flying fox and the hammer-headed bat were studied in the field however, and male-male competition in colonies may reduce copulation time. Bats may also shorten copulation time to reduce predation risk in the field, especially if vigilance is reduced during copulation.

Sounds so technical, right?

And that my friends, is my final blog post for 2011. Goodbye 2011, it’s been fun, but a new year is only a few hours away.. bringing new opportunities and possibilities for even more life, fun and enjoyment.

Source: PLoS ONE
Image Credit: San Diego Zoo

More Charts and Graphs from the Study

Pattern Matching is Patented – Well Kinda

Data Detectors as integrated into the Apple OS (Courtesy AppleInsider)

Patent litigation in the mobile sector has heated up in the last two years with everyone suing everyone else, trying to grow the market position along the way. The ITC has been blocking the import and sale of various products in countries around the world, and the heat of this war has only begun.

Seems that a recent ITC decision was in the favor of Apple for their patent on ‘Data Detectors.’ Basically, pattern matching. If a phone # is detected, you can click it to call or other actions; likewise with an email address, hyperlink, or other data standardized format you can think of (UPS tracking ##, UPC codes or Zip codes).

Well, yep, Apple has a patent on that. Yep. You heard it right, seems they have been using it within their operating system for some time, and while it only seems logical to me that anyone would find it the obvious thing to do when a specific, identifiable data pattern is recognized. Like, an address and how it will automatically open in Google Maps.

As the patent wars heat up, more and more patents are coming to light which just seem ridiculous. This is yet another example. To me, it’s only logical. I get upset that my Android phone doesn’t understand the data elements in an email or text message correctly and DOESN’T link me to the most obvious place. To me, it’s a basic extension of human behavior. We see a phone ##, we dial it.

I mean, they invented it? Really? INVENTED IT? C’mon, it’s common sense!

Screenshot Graphic from AppleInsider

CES seeing it’s final days?

CES, also previously known as COMDEX, is the largest annual technology show in America. It’s been an annual ritual to go to Las Vegas, walk a million square feet of displays, connect with suppliers and make new connections.

But this all started before the Internet. The Internet has made international communication and purchasing easy as buying from Amazon.com. Is CES really necessary anymore? Today’s headlines include the fact that Microsoft will no longer provide a Keynote at the annual Las Vegas event. 2012 is the last MS keynote at CES. Sure, they pay to do it an then their booth is another major expense each year due to it’s gigantic size and fancy features.

One year, perhaps 10 years ago or more, I was in an Intel booth the size of a small restaurant, and projectors above EACH SEAT put the Intel logo on a box they had you take out of an envelope flat, then pulled into shape by rubber bands.

The Internet makes international commerce quite easy. CES has a short lifespan remaining. Watch.