Sorry BK, but while I was having a craving for your (only back for a limited time) Italian Chicken sandwich, I got the combo with the fries – even through I know the onion rings are better, but what the heck – and I’m so disappointed. I need a 3D Camera (like the one shown here, coming soon from DXG and the actual camera shown in the photo in this article) just to explain all the things about them I don’t like.

First, they taste like cardboard. Second, they are never “really hot.” Why, I dunno. Thirdly, they don’t look real – they look fake or something. not sure if it’s the way the odd things fry up around the edges or not, I just know they are a little “odd” looking (and thereby taste bad too). I mean, don’t they?

But back to the “for a limited time” thing on the Chicken Sandwich. About a month ago, I was craving one of these flattened chicken treats only to find they didn’t have it. “So you don’t have any sauce you could throw on it?” I asked. “Nope – we only had it for a limited time.”

Throw out the sauce! The promotion is over!!!!