BP Oil Spill: Can I have a crack at fixing the problem?

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Okay, maybe I’m feeling a little bit “Jack Bauer,” but dammit, someone needs to step up and solve this BP Oil Leak. It’s pumping tons of oil into the ocean, killing millions of creatures (while providing food to others oddly enough), and making a thriving fishing industry stop dead in it’s tracks.

If you watch the feed, doesn’t it look like stuff is still gushing out? I mean, I’m no expert, but, um, that’s a lot of stuff!

So, here’s my plan to solve the issue. Bomb the leak site, resulting in a collapse of the shaft, sealing the well. I’m sorry BP won’t be able to get any oil out of it anymore, but hey, they’ve tried everything to capture the oil instead of just FIX the spewing open oil well. We have explosive experts who can do anything. Why not this?

Video Feed courtesy of BP

  • Keith

    lets nuck it!!!!! itll kill all the animals and alot of people!!!! while were at is lets bomb the whole fucking world expecialty the mexicans!!

  • Construed

    They need to form up a giant slab of concrete and drop it on top of the affected areas then cover the slab with probley hundreds of tons of red clay and whatever other materials they can use to pack it.

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  • http://www.lonnypaul.com/ Lonny Paul

    Even Reuters is touting the idea now: http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6611RF20100702

  • Mike Hawk

    Ill stick my dick in it and plug the leak. It’s big enough.