Category Archives: RUFKM

Guy Eats Brain: Says It Tastes Like Women’s Ejaculate

Posted on February 3, 2012 by Lonny Paul

A guy, in Florida of all places, bashed in some poor guy’s skull with an axe, then decided to eat some of his brains and eyeball.

Then, he decided to tell his cousin about it. The eyeball tasted like an oyster. The brains: women’s ejaculate. Continue reading →

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Roseanne Barr President? Not such a horrible idea!

Posted on February 2, 2012 by Lonny Paul

Roseanne Barr announced her run for President of the United States as the Green Party representative. Some people are like, what a crazy bitch! Myself, hmmmmmmm she’s probably not the worst choice. Continue reading →

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Gawker’s Kyle Wagner Is an Immature Asshole

Posted on January 11, 2012 by Lonny Paul

The One About the Las Vegas Per Diem entails the story of a young Gawker Editorial Assistant named Kyle Wagner who decided since he had not yet met his $50 per diem in Vegas, he’d buy $50 of burritos. What an ass. Continue reading →

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GoateeSaver – RUFKM? Template to Trim your Goatee?

Posted on January 8, 2012 by Lonny Paul

GoateeSaver is basically a plastic device in the shape of a goatee that you bite down on these wings that stick out of the device in your mouth, then simply and easily run your razor around this big honking piece of plastic on your face. Continue reading →

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Using your phone as a hard drive – PATENTED by Apple?

Posted on January 4, 2012 by Lonny Paul

Patents are a disaster in the United States – and around the world as we exert our influence for international patent registrations. Continue reading →

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Fruit Bats Utilize Fellatio to Extend Copulation

Posted on December 31, 2011 by Lonny Paul

Fruit Bats utilizing fellatio to extend copulation – yes, you read the title correctly. Continue reading →

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Pattern Matching is Patented – Well Kinda

Posted on December 25, 2011 by Lonny Paul

Clicking on data elements which are easily identifiable by pattern analysis and taking the appropriate action, like tracking a package, mapping an address, or dialing a phone ## is covered under an Apple ‘Data Detectors’ patent, and causing HTC some issues, but it is an issued patent? Really? Continue reading →

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Galaxy Nexus: FINALLY – But where are the freaking accessories?

Posted on December 15, 2011 by Lonny Paul

Samsung’s Galaxy Nexus finally arrived in my pocket today – after many delays by Verizon, but at least it is finally here. I was so happy to get to and it is simply amazing Continue reading →

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