Pattern Matching is Patented – Well Kinda

Data Detectors as integrated into the Apple OS (Courtesy AppleInsider)

Patent litigation in the mobile sector has heated up in the last two years with everyone suing everyone else, trying to grow the market position along the way. The ITC has been blocking the import and sale of various products in countries around the world, and the heat of this war has only begun.

Seems that a recent ITC decision was in the favor of Apple for their patent on ‘Data Detectors.’ Basically, pattern matching. If a phone # is detected, you can click it to call or other actions; likewise with an email address, hyperlink, or other data standardized format you can think of (UPS tracking ##, UPC codes or Zip codes).

Well, yep, Apple has a patent on that. Yep. You heard it right, seems they have been using it within their operating system for some time, and while it only seems logical to me that anyone would find it the obvious thing to do when a specific, identifiable data pattern is recognized. Like, an address and how it will automatically open in Google Maps.

As the patent wars heat up, more and more patents are coming to light which just seem ridiculous. This is yet another example. To me, it’s only logical. I get upset that my Android phone doesn’t understand the data elements in an email or text message correctly and DOESN’T link me to the most obvious place. To me, it’s a basic extension of human behavior. We see a phone ##, we dial it.

I mean, they invented it? Really? INVENTED IT? C’mon, it’s common sense!

Screenshot Graphic from AppleInsider

Galaxy Nexus: FINALLY – But where are the freaking accessories?

Samsung’s Galaxy Nexus finally arrived in my pocket today – after many delays by Verizon, but at least it is finally here. I was so happy to get to and it is simply amazing – no need for me to rehash all of it’s tricked out features (did I mention how cool FACE UNLOCK is?), they are all over the web.

Spoiled or not, however, I always buy several desktop docks/media docks so when my phone is at home or at work, it has a place to ‘sit,’ charge and be happy, while out of my way and not getting damaged. I also tend to buy the one for the car, but I don’t want one for my windshield anymore, I want one in my console.

So, I try to buy the docks with the phone while at Verizon. They said they aren’t in yet. No biggie, that’s why we have Amazon, right? Nope. Amazon doesn’t have the official Samsung desktop dock either! So off to Samsung’s site I go. The item is no longer even on their site?!?!

When a new phone is released, obviously the carriers are subsidizing the majority of them, hence why they want you to buy yet another car charger, travel charger and a bunch of cases, that is where the profit is. But if they do not have the high-end pieces, what is one to do?!

I talked to Verizon, they don’t have anything. I couldn’t get through to Samsung, tried several times with their live chat – so no word on that front.

I want my Samsung Galaxy Nexus Dock! I’ve found it in several places, one said it would be released on 12/23/11. Really? Not in time for the launch? And then another site said:

2012 release date


This is crazy. What are they thinking?! I need my accessories for my new phone!

Photo Credit: Samsung / The Accessory King

App Lets you Cross Street Without Watching – RUFKM?

Apps can provide lots of extra functionality and convenience in our lives, but sometimes you wonder if they have been created for no reason other than to see how many people will actually download it. Today Gizmodo featured a piece on an app that allows you to “safely cross the street with an app that watches for traffic.” RUFKM?

Okay, we know people love to walk down the street, across the street, and basically do anything – including drive. But for two research teams at two different universities took their time to develop this app – and make the video below. Great use of incredible minds, no?

My favorite comment by rl78 from Gizmodo:

Audible warning should be look up you stupid f***!

Source: Gizmodo

Key Copying Automation a Threat? C’mon

MulTLockGizmodo is one of my favorite blogs, but gosh, they have gotten the bug to create buzz where perhaps there is none. Today’s story is about the advent of automated kiosks to make copies of your keys for you, replacing that 90 year old man who comes over about 15 minutes after to get to the key department, or is making 20 keys for ablue-hair standing in front of you. We’ve all been there. Well, instead of touting the wonders of modern automation and convenience, Giz decides to talk about it’s potential to be used to rob people’s homes and do other tawdry things. REALLY GIZMODO?

I have to admit it is a fun way to take the story, full of excitement and considerations of how you are going to upgrade your current mechanical lock system into something for 21st century, perhaps with access fobs, NFC with your Galaxy Nexus or even perhaps through retinal identification or a combination of other methods. No, instead we are concerned that if these machines start popping up in the tawdry part of town the author may start to get concerned about their potential use for misdeeds. REALLY ANDREW? Continue reading

Dude Gets His Three-Way and a Ride to Jail

Dude Freaks Out During Three-Way (Credit NEW TIMES)Men love the idea of being with multiple women – and one Naples resident got his wish. As the New Times said, “a straight man’s dream come true.” Then, he completely messed up the whole situation. The married couple planned the event – for a weekend afternoon, and after things got started, well, the 22 year old husband freaked out. Started beating on his wife, then she and her new girlfriend locked themselves in another room to stay away from the crazed horny husband.

Safe? No. He got in the room and taunted her with a television (yep, a TV) and dropped it on her. Then, he found ANOTHER TV and threw it at her too, between punches to her face.

When the Police finally arrived, he said that he got upset because when then two girls went to the other bedroom to escape the psychotic lover – cause he thought they were having sex WITHOUT him.

Really? Beat a girl up a little bit and it’s like a drug – they just wanna be with another girl while you can’t see.

Only in Florida.

Source: Naples Daily News via Miami New Times
Photo Credit: Screen Shot from Miami New Times

Rugby Player Gay after Stroke?

Gay post-stroke. That’s what a formerly butch rugby player is reporting in the Daily Mail – he was straight as an arrow, no gay friends even – and post-stroke, he’s as gay as can be? While the article over at CBS News talks more about this, I mean, I can see the potential possibility of how this could happen from a physiological standpoint, but I’ve believed that the ‘genetic’ aspect of being gay. I never thought of it as a physiological variance where another part of the brain is activated.

According to the CBS News report, the guy was very active – a rugby player, banker by day and loved watching sports and having beers with his friends. Since waking up after the incident which happened while attempting to do a backflip, he’s had to change careers (to being a hair stylist) and doesn’t play rugby anymore.

Source: Daily Mail via CBS News

We the People… Get the Truth! My Ass



It’s your Right to Petition


We The People is an initiative by the White House to allow people, with enough “signatures” on a petition, to receive answers to their petition, in accordance with the Constitution of the United States. So, a few months ago, I signed one demanding the release of any and all information which relates to the existence of extraterrestrial life. Yesterday, I got a response. An email from the White House – how do you like that!?!

But, not to my surprise, they said “there is no evidence of any life beyond our planet.” Great, thanks. I guess it was confidential and you couldn’t tell us, huh? Well, great answer, you said nothing – just “Nope, nothing. We have lots of programs looking, but, um, nope, no aliens.”

Here’s the full text of the email:

Searching for ET, But No Evidence Yet

By Phil Larson who works on space policy and communications at the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy

Thank you for signing the petition asking the Obama Administration to acknowledge an extraterrestrial presence here on Earth.

The U.S. government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet, or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race. In addition, there is no credible information to suggest that any evidence is being hidden from the public’s eye.

However, that doesn’t mean the subject of life outside our planet isn’t being discussed or explored. In fact, there are a number of projects working toward the goal of understanding if life can or does exist off Earth. Here are a few examples:

SETI — the Search for ExtraTerrestrial Intelligence — was originally stood up with help from NASA, but has since been moved to other sources of private funding. SETI’s main purpose is to act as a giant ear on behalf of the human race, pointing an array of ground-based telescopes towards space to listen for any signal from another world.

Kepler is a NASA spacecraft in Earth orbit that’s main goal is to search for Earth-like planets. Such a planet would be located in the “Goldilocks” zone of a distant solar system—not too hot and not too cold—and could potentially be habitable by life as we know it. The “>Kepler mission is specifically designed to survey our region of the Milky Way galaxy to discover Earth-sized, rocky planets in or near the habitable zone of the star (sun) they orbit.

The Mars Science Laboratory, Curiosity, is an automobile-sized rover that NASA is launching soon. The rover’s onboard laboratory will study rocks, soils, and other geology in an effort to detect the chemical building blocks of life (e.g., forms of carbon) on Mars and will assess what the Martian environment was like in the past to see if it could have harbored life.

A last point: Many scientists and mathematicians have looked with a statistical mindset at the question of whether life likely exists beyond Earth and have come to the conclusion that the odds are pretty high that somewhere among the trillions and trillions of stars in the universe there is a planet other than ours that is home to life.

Many have also noted, however, that the odds of us making contact with any of them—especially any intelligent ones—are extremely small, given the distances involved.

But that’s all statistics and speculation. The fact is we have no credible evidence of extraterrestrial presence here on Earth.

Relevant Links:

SETI
NASA Kepler Mission
NASA Mars Science Laboratory

Thanks for the response, it was EXACTLY what I was expecting.

Is Today the Rapture? This Post May Survive.

imageRapture — the time which those who have given their lives to Christ and led good lives will be ‘taken home’.  Now, of course this was foretold through biblical interpretation by Harold Camping which resulted in finding the rapture would occur on May 21, 2011.  That is today.

Now realize, “on Sept. 6, 1994, dozens of Camping’s believers gathered inside Alameda’s Veterans Memorial Building to await the return of Christ, an event Camping had promised for two years. Followers dressed children in their Sunday best and held Bibles open-faced toward heaven.”  I think we all know how that worked out.  (As reported by SFGate)

Well, if today IS the rapture, and people have poof just disappeared, including myself, then perhaps this post, which was actually written in March 2011 in preparation for the upcoming rapture, should auto-publish by the machine.  Will machines take over?  Will the end be near?

No one can be for certain, until this post is published.