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Saudis propose to cut mans spine as punishment

“An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.”  That’s the law, at least in Saudi Arabia, and they have been asking doctors about the possibility of severing a man’s spinal column to inflict the same punishment that he … Continue reading

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Time-shifting now the norm in the US – Hulu and DVRs in control

While Americans are busy surfing the web, they are now taking television under their own control, with over 62% of those surveyed report they are now watching TV on their own schedule.  Whether via Hulu or a DVR, or the … Continue reading

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Face Exercises from a Complete Loon: RUFKM

Facial exercises have never been mainstream, and I now know why.  I stumbled across this video on YouTube while watching my previously posted Zsa Zsa video, and i’m sure due to their logic, plastic surgery + face = facial exercises?? … Continue reading

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Zsa Zsa Gabor receives last rites, Her Humor will Live On

The lovely and affable Zsa Zsa Gabor, 93, has received final rites from a priest at her request this evening.  So full of life, Ms. Gabor had a total of nine husbands during her lifetime, and can be remembered for … Continue reading

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R2 – all new Robonaut to board the ISS

George Lucas must be proud with the named ‘R2’ robonaut preparing for the International Space Station.  As reported by CNET and Gizmodo, the helpful new tool has been developed over the last three years as a joint venture between NASA … Continue reading

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Jarhead – Florida Bear Gets Jar off Head

This jarhead, as he has been affectionately named, is a young Florida bear cub who has been spotted in a small community called Weirsdale, nestled within the Ocala National Forest.  Originally spotted in late July with the jar stuck on … Continue reading

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Motorola and Verizon disappoint DroidX Customers

Not sure if anyone is listening, but if you are – LISTEN UP.  Die-hard ‘Droid fans ran out, dropping nearly $600 to get the Droid X at time of launch.  We were promised not only the hottest phone in Verizon’s … Continue reading

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Senate Too Rushed to Actually Fill out All the Boxes

When reviewing employment applications, it’s funny how people leave important things blank.  Once, it was an applicants name – and that is what I thought of.  In haste to leave for their digs back in the Hamptons, the Senators forgot … Continue reading

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Booty Pop?

The video says it all. Saw this watching TV early this morning, can’t say I was expecting a product called Booty Pop. 

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RUFKM: Police arrest woman for accepting free beer

In the ongoing saga of the Connecticut shooter who killed a number of people at Hartford Distributors over what the shooter, Omar Thorton, handed her from his beer truck. Charged with sixth degree larceny (RUFKM) after a videotape was reviewed … Continue reading

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