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		<title>Guy Eats Brain: Says It Tastes Like Women&#8217;s Ejaculate</title>
		<link>http://www.lonnypaul.com/guy-eats-brain-says-it-tastes-like-womens-ejaculate/2012/02/03/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=guy-eats-brain-says-it-tastes-like-womens-ejaculate</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:47:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lonny Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[RUFKM]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ A guy, in Florida of all places, bashed in some poor guy's skull with an axe, then decided to eat some of his brains and eyeball.

Then, he decided to tell his cousin about it.  The eyeball tasted like an oyster.  The brains:  women's ejaculate. <a href="http://www.lonnypaul.com/guy-eats-brain-says-it-tastes-like-womens-ejaculate/2012/02/03/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Roseanne Barr President?  Not such a horrible idea!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 03:08:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lonny Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Roseanne Barr announced her run for President of the United States as the Green Party representative.  Some people are like, what a crazy bitch! Myself, hmmmmmmm she's probably not the worst choice. <a href="http://www.lonnypaul.com/roseanne-barr-president-not-such-a-horrible-idea/2012/02/02/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>SOPA Blackout Day &#8211; January 18</title>
		<link>http://www.lonnypaul.com/sopa-blackout-day-january-18/2012/01/13/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=sopa-blackout-day-january-18</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 23:24:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lonny Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[DMCA / ISPs]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[BLACKOUT]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[JANUARY 18 2011]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lonnypaul.com/?p=2380</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[LonnyPaul.com will go on strike on January 18 from 8am to 8pm EST in support of the SOPA BLACKOUT.  I am personally happy to support this effort - it is not in the public interest - only that of the RIAA and MPAA.
 <a href="http://www.lonnypaul.com/sopa-blackout-day-january-18/2012/01/13/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gawker&#8217;s Kyle Wagner Is an Immature Asshole</title>
		<link>http://www.lonnypaul.com/gawkers-kyle-wagner-is-an-immature-asshole/2012/01/11/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=gawkers-kyle-wagner-is-an-immature-asshole</link>
		<comments>http://www.lonnypaul.com/gawkers-kyle-wagner-is-an-immature-asshole/2012/01/11/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 02:38:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lonny Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogs]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[asshole]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[burritos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[CES]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lonnypaul.com/?p=2369</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The One About the Las Vegas Per Diem entails the story of a young Gawker Editorial Assistant named Kyle Wagner who decided since he had not yet met his $50 per diem in Vegas, he'd buy $50 of burritos. What an ass. <a href="http://www.lonnypaul.com/gawkers-kyle-wagner-is-an-immature-asshole/2012/01/11/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>GoateeSaver &#8211; RUFKM? Template to Trim your Goatee?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 00:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lonny Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Retail Store]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lonnypaul.com/?p=2362</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[GoateeSaver is basically a plastic device in the shape of a goatee that you bite down on these wings that stick out of the device in your mouth, then simply and easily run your razor around this big honking piece of plastic on your face. <a href="http://www.lonnypaul.com/goateesaver-rufkm-template-to-trim-your-goatee/2012/01/08/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Using your phone as a hard drive &#8211; PATENTED by Apple?</title>
		<link>http://www.lonnypaul.com/using-your-phone-as-a-hard-drive-patented-by-apple/2012/01/04/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=using-your-phone-as-a-hard-drive-patented-by-apple</link>
		<comments>http://www.lonnypaul.com/using-your-phone-as-a-hard-drive-patented-by-apple/2012/01/04/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 01:53:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lonny Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Patent Issues]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.lonnypaul.com/?p=2358</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Patents are a disaster in the United States - and around the world as we exert our influence for international patent registrations.  <a href="http://www.lonnypaul.com/using-your-phone-as-a-hard-drive-patented-by-apple/2012/01/04/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Fruit Bats Utilize Fellatio to Extend Copulation</title>
		<link>http://www.lonnypaul.com/fruit-bats-utilize-fellatio-to-extend-copulation/2011/12/31/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=fruit-bats-utilize-fellatio-to-extend-copulation</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 02:24:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lonny Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fruit Bats utilizing fellatio to extend copulation - yes, you read the title correctly.  <a href="http://www.lonnypaul.com/fruit-bats-utilize-fellatio-to-extend-copulation/2011/12/31/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Pattern Matching is Patented &#8211; Well Kinda</title>
		<link>http://www.lonnypaul.com/pattern-matching-is-patented-well-kinda/2011/12/25/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=pattern-matching-is-patented-well-kinda</link>
		<comments>http://www.lonnypaul.com/pattern-matching-is-patented-well-kinda/2011/12/25/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 18:55:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lonny Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Legal Issues Online]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Clicking on data elements which are easily identifiable by pattern analysis and taking the appropriate action, like tracking a package, mapping an address, or dialing a phone ## is covered under an Apple 'Data Detectors' patent, and causing HTC some issues, but it is an issued patent?  Really? <a href="http://www.lonnypaul.com/pattern-matching-is-patented-well-kinda/2011/12/25/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>CES seeing it&#8217;s final days?</title>
		<link>http://www.lonnypaul.com/ces-seeing-its-final-days/2011/12/22/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=ces-seeing-its-final-days</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 21:19:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lonny Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Technology News]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[CES, also previously known as COMDEX, is the largest annual technology show in America.  It's been an annual ritual to go to Las Vegas, walk a million square feet of displays, connect with suppliers and make new connections.  <a href="http://www.lonnypaul.com/ces-seeing-its-final-days/2011/12/22/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Beautiful Places Around the World</title>
		<link>http://www.lonnypaul.com/beautiful-places-around-the-world/2011/12/21/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=beautiful-places-around-the-world</link>
		<comments>http://www.lonnypaul.com/beautiful-places-around-the-world/2011/12/21/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 16:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lonny Paul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Photos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Generally, I cannot stand receiving emails which have been forwarded 100 times around the world.  Generally, I simply delete them without reading them.  Today, however, I received an email from a friend which some of the most beautiful imagery from some of the most amazing places I've ever seen.  In a one time only mass-email posting, I've uploaded the entire email for your own enjoyment.   <a href="http://www.lonnypaul.com/beautiful-places-around-the-world/2011/12/21/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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