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Guy Eats Brain: Says It Tastes Like Women’s Ejaculate
A guy, in Florida of all places, bashed in some poor guy’s skull with an axe, then decided to eat some of his brains and eyeball.
Then, he decided to tell his cousin about it. The eyeball tasted like an oyster. The brains: women’s ejaculate. Continue reading
Posted in RUFKM, Weird News
Tagged axe, brains, come, crazy, ejaculate, eyeball, florida, grisly murder, rufkm
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Dude Gets His Three-Way and a Ride to Jail
Men love the idea of being with multiple women – and one Naples resident got his wish. As the New Times said, “a straight man’s dream come true.” Then, he completely messed up the whole situation. The married couple planned the event – for a weekend afternoon, and after things got started, well, the 22 year old husband freaked out. Started beating on his wife, then she and her new girlfriend locked themselves in another room to stay away from the crazed horny husband. Continue reading
Ultra Music Festival 2011 Underway in Downtown Miami
Ultra Music Festival 2011 is well underway tonight in downtown Miami, Florida. The annual dance music festival has been sold out for some time, and last minute ticket buyers were paying $1000 and more for a three-day ticket. The event … Continue reading
Posted in Miami News
Tagged bicentennial park, dance music, florida, miami, ultra music festival
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Miami Marine Stadium: Photo Essay
Today I decided to start visiting unique Miami sites to take pictures and perhaps share a part of Miami someone hasn’t seen before – and my travels started with the Miami Marine Stadium. Closed since Hurricane Andrew passed through in … Continue reading
Posted in Photos, Politics
Tagged abandoned, florida, graffiti, marine stadium, miami, photos
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Bat Impales Baseball Player in Miami
Baseball is NOT a safe sport by the sound of today’s headline in Miami Sports: “Cubs Player Impaled by Broken Bat.” You read it right folks, while standing on third base, Welington Castillo took bat, hitting a homerun – and … Continue reading
Jarhead – Florida Bear Gets Jar off Head
This jarhead, as he has been affectionately named, is a young Florida bear cub who has been spotted in a small community called Weirsdale, nestled within the Ocala National Forest. Originally spotted in late July with the jar stuck on … Continue reading
Posted in Science and Health, Weird News
Tagged bear, florida, forest, jarhead, ocala, weirsdale
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Miami Spice Back – and Bigger than Ever!
Miami Spice is a great event for those who love the finer foods around town, and like to pay a low price for it too. This year, Miami Spice runs from August 1 – September 30, two full months of … Continue reading
Posted in Hot Deals!
Tagged culinary, eating out, florida, miami, miami beach, miami spice, restaurant
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Walls Old Fashioned Ice Cream & Fudge
Fudge. Not something we eat every day, but when we want it, oh do we want it! This morning was one such day – I simply wanted fudge. Last night I actually thought about making some before I realized I’m … Continue reading
Posted in New Stuff!, Personal
Tagged florida, food, fudge, ice cream, miami, review, walls
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