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Guy Eats Brain: Says It Tastes Like Women’s Ejaculate
A guy, in Florida of all places, bashed in some poor guy’s skull with an axe, then decided to eat some of his brains and eyeball.
Then, he decided to tell his cousin about it. The eyeball tasted like an oyster. The brains: women’s ejaculate. Continue reading
Posted in RUFKM, Weird News
Tagged axe, brains, come, crazy, ejaculate, eyeball, florida, grisly murder, rufkm
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Gawker’s Kyle Wagner Is an Immature Asshole
The One About the Las Vegas Per Diem entails the story of a young Gawker Editorial Assistant named Kyle Wagner who decided since he had not yet met his $50 per diem in Vegas, he’d buy $50 of burritos. What an ass. Continue reading
Using your phone as a hard drive – PATENTED by Apple?
Patents are a disaster in the United States – and around the world as we exert our influence for international patent registrations. Continue reading
Posted in Patent Issues, RUFKM
Tagged apple, patent, patentlyapple, phone, ridiculous, rufkm, touch
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Pattern Matching is Patented – Well Kinda
Clicking on data elements which are easily identifiable by pattern analysis and taking the appropriate action, like tracking a package, mapping an address, or dialing a phone ## is covered under an Apple ‘Data Detectors’ patent, and causing HTC some issues, but it is an issued patent? Really? Continue reading
Posted in Legal Issues Online, RUFKM
Tagged apple, data detectors, htc, obvious, patent, pattern analysis, rufkm
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App Lets you Cross Street Without Watching – RUFKM?
Apps can provide lots of extra functionality and convenience in our lives, but sometimes you wonder if they have been created for no reason other than to see how many people will actually download it. Today Gizmodo featured a piece on an app that allows you to “safely cross the street with an app that watches for traffic.” RUFKM? Continue reading
Key Copying Automation a Threat? C’mon
Key making machines can wreck mayhem on American life as we know if they aren’t controlled tightly. Right? C’mon RUFKM? Continue reading
Posted in RUFKM, Sights Online, Uncategorized
Tagged automation, convenience, gizmodo, keys, kiosk, MulTLock, ridiculous, rufkm, vending machine
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Dude Gets His Three-Way and a Ride to Jail
Men love the idea of being with multiple women – and one Naples resident got his wish. As the New Times said, “a straight man’s dream come true.” Then, he completely messed up the whole situation. The married couple planned the event – for a weekend afternoon, and after things got started, well, the 22 year old husband freaked out. Started beating on his wife, then she and her new girlfriend locked themselves in another room to stay away from the crazed horny husband. Continue reading
Rugby Player Gay after Stroke?
Gay post-stroke. That’s what a formerly butch rugby player is reporting in the Daily Mail – he was straight as an arrow, no gay friends even – and post-stroke, he’s as gay as can be? Continue reading